John S - August 12, 2010 writes:

Mark and Michael were identical twins, who would confuse many people who did not know them. Mark owned a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day Michael's wife died. A few days later, a kind old woman saw Mark and mistaking him for Michael, said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel so terrible." Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, replied; "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water, and a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle." The old lady fainted.

Johanna M - September 12, 2010 replied:

That is hilarious!!! Very very funny! Specially the last part... absolutely cracking!

Holly L - October 12, 2010 replied:

oh ROFL....That's a good one!

Hemant T - October 27, 2010 replied:

Quite a cracking..

Teresa C - November 2, 2010 replied:

A good laugh

Steven C - January 7, 2011 replied:

Man! that was funny...very intresting!

Steven C - January 7, 2011 replied:

It was very creative and funny...I can never come up with something like that...