John S - July 20, 2010 writes:

You cant fool your tutor




“Be sure your sin will find you out..”




I hope this will make your day!




One night 4 university students were boozing till late at night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt.

They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

The dean was a just person so he said 'you can have the re-test after 3 days'.

They said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the dean.

The dean said that this was a special condition that all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.

They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days.


The test consisted of 5 questions with a total of 100 marks:


MID SEMESTER COURSEWORK EXAMINATION

INSTRUCTIONS:

All questions are compulsory.

Any inconsistencies on any of the questions among the four students will result in all the candidates getting a zero mark.

Q.1. Write down your name----- (2 MARKS)



Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you attended---- - (30 Marks)



Q.3. What make is the car you were in.------ (20 Marks)



Q.4. Which tyre burst? ------- (28 marks)



Q.5. Who was driving?---- ------ (20 marks)

M R - July 20, 2010 replied:

Ah! Funny. LOL

Debra K - July 27, 2010 replied:

LOL good one.

E S - August 2, 2010 replied:

Haha, he's not a dean for nothing!

Vicky B - August 5, 2010 replied:

GOOD TRY.

Wendy O - August 24, 2010 replied:

This cracked me up!

A N - September 9, 2010 replied:

That was a fast one!Very original and punchy.

Fiona J - October 24, 2010 replied:

I love it. Certainly put a smile on my face.

Hemant T - October 27, 2010 replied:

That's it !

Judy B - November 17, 2010 replied:

Very cute. When my husband was in Bible College he had a professor who gave a very unique quiz one day. At the top of the paper amid all the instructions were these words: After you've read this go to the last page, sign your name ,and turn in your paper. It would surprise you at all the ones who struggled over every question. Judy Byrne