John S - July 5, 2010 writes:

The Pastor’s Ass




The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.


The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
race again and it won again.



The local paper read:



PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.




The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the

pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.



The next day, the local paper headline read:



BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.




This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of
the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.



The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
next day:




NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.




The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.



The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.



The next day the headlines read:



NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.




The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.



So be yourself and enjoy life...


Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and
live longer!

Have a nice day!

Ingrid S - July 9, 2010 replied:

I love it. And it is very true!

Administrator - July 14, 2010 replied:

John, That's just fab! Made me smile and actually laugh out loud a little - then I had to explain what I was laughing at of course to prevent me looking like I had gone slightly loony!

Samyukta S - July 15, 2010 replied:

REALLY nice!

Teresa C - July 17, 2010 replied:

Good one!

Ravi J - July 21, 2010 replied:

I really laughed loud John and shared it with my friends at work.

Rachael R - September 10, 2010 replied:

Ha! Brilliant!

Johanna M - September 19, 2010 replied:

That was cute! Funny indeed!

Kennedy M - October 30, 2010 replied:

Very creative and also educative i love it out of ten i would give it eleven!

Parag P - January 5, 2011 replied:

hahahahaahhaahhaahh!!!!!

Adeline P - July 12, 2011 replied:

hahahahaaaa...John are you trying to make me look like an idiot? My family's just asked me if I've gone nuts.